So, sometimes the comedy of the situation warrents just such an answer. And I dont even need to paint the picture of what was happening before I said it. Use your imagination...you're probably correct!
Feel free to add your own comments with your own statements that surprised you that you had to say them.
- "Get your fingers out of my nose"
- "Dont lick my toes"
- "Dont color on the piano...especially with a pen" (yes, it made gouges too...)
- "Let go of my face"
There are others...but I am at a loss right now. I'll update it if I think of more... Be sure to post your own... Mom...got any good ones? Kristin?
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How about things that you respond to..that seem totally normal to you, but then when you think of it sound pretty funny....
like..
"I need someone to check my butt".
I heard this one tonight.
I thought of another one...actually I said it tonight...
"No, I'm not a burp-head". Joanna was trying to be funny and mean at the same time. Guess its not so bad if this is her worst insult... :)
Daddy's not a bouncy house. Please stop jumping on me!
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